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Brooke Candy Shows Us The Opulent Side Of Texas

Hello, Freaky Princess

by Hayden Manders

Singer Brooke Candy knows opulence. After all, one of her earlier hits was named after the word. So, it's no surprise that she embodies the sentiment wherever she goes. 

Candy adventured to Texas earlier this month for SXSW. Neither heat nor torrential storm could keep her from dressing up, down, and everything in between. With a camera in tow, she captured every moment and made a photo diary for us to peruse. The Freaky Princess made her entrance everywhere she went and man, are we thrilled that she did. Brooke Candy kept Austin fierce, weird, and, yes, opulent. So, let's begin. 

"After arriving in the middle of nowhere in (South Padre) Texas, it was time to unleash the Freaky Princess..."

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Serving geisha-terrestrial feels.

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Do I fit in?

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Pondering the lesser of two evils.

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After test driving a vehicle for luggage, we decided to travel by car to Austin, Texas.

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Feeling more at home now.

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Praise Jeezy, Austin is flossin'.

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​Went to a drag show and met Pearl. Finally found someone from my planet.

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Then I ate her...

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Back down to earth, feeling like Shania Twain in my new leopard cowboy hat

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Realized I may be a road hog...

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This queen had to hit up Dairy Queen...

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Met a tiny cute baby Freaky Princess fan. She loved my kimono.

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Rode a swan paddleboat with my BFF Gregory.

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Found a forest and stripped naked, obviously.

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Texas was cool. Smell ya later!