Kanye West + Kim Kardashian West Gave Us The Weirdest Photo Of The 2016 Met Gala
Seriously, what is going on here?
From the annual event that brought you The Olsen Zone, The Metropolitan Museum of Art and Anna Wintour bring you yet another strange oddity. Starring the most polarizing couple in today's pop culture (Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West, of course), this snapshot in time details a trip to another dimension, and has the power to transport you there as well. Sit back and relax...
Paparazzi surround you. They snap and snap and snap again, and all you can see are flashing lights, lights. Suddenly, you look over your right shoulder and you see a wave on the horizon. Let it wash over you. A momager walks up to you and takes you by the hand. You're going to be a star, she says. Immediately you're handed a reality show contract and a slew of detox tea and diet pill endorsements. You see your whole future before your eyes, and it's dark and bright all at once. You wade through the social media commentary and criticism as you sit back and watch your walk to the grocery store become the nation's biggest conflict. Then, one day, you look up from your phone and you see your soul mate. You walk toward each other and touch hands.
You blink and you're back again, on a multicolored carpet. That was strange, you think. Are colored contacts the new LSD?
