Here’s A Photo Of Miley Cyrus Dressed As A Naked, Pink Mushroom

Hey, everyone! Miley Cyrus did something and that something was eat a piece of pizza while dressed like a psychedelic, pink mushroom.

Speaking to PAPER Magazine, Cyrus explained the photo. “I was so sober, I painted myself pink to enjoy a slice in my fairy garden.” According to the pop star, she has “never tried any psychedelics, but [is] not against it.” Oh, and those little gnomes hanging by the tree aren’t just gnomes, they’re “actually just shrunken reflections of [her] inner self.” Alright, Miley. Whatever you say. Keep on keeping on and doing you.

Photo: Vijat Mohindra/Paper Magazine.