Illustrated by Liz Riccardi

What Kind Of Goth Are You?

Happy World Goth Day!

by Hayden Manders and Yasmeen Gharnit

Before "goth" even became a label, the idea of embracing death, mortality, sadness, and other "dark" realities in life was long reserved for creative, tortured geniuses. Artists like Edgar Allen Poe and Mary Shelley were revered for their work, but were ultimately misunderstood. However, along with the age of rock music, that all changed.

With Alice Cooper and Bauhaus at the forefront of the movement in the '70s, there became musical outlets for the later-described goths, and places for them to convene and share ideas at shows. In the next few decades, the idea of goth began to evolve and different subsets emerged. From the mainstream goths to the Hot Topic goth to the Marilyn Manson enthusiasts and Trent Reznor devotees, there's no clear meaning of what goth exactly means anymore.

Check the gallery below to see some of the goth subcultures of today, and find out exactly which one you belong to.

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Health Goth

You'd be nowhere without your black lipstick and Equinox. Mortality is real and always at the forefront of your thoughts, and you have to treat your body like a goddamn temple to escape it another day. 

Real life idol: Rick Owens

Outfit staples: Nike sports bra, Adidas Supserstar kicks, Y-3 hoodie, leather joggers—all black and white, of course

Music taste: A good A-Trak playlist, Leikeli47, SOPHIE, Kill The Noise

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Bubblegum Goth

Cute, but dark, the Bubblegum 

Goth

uses pastels and pale hues to contrast the inherent darkness they know to be true.

Real life idol:

Melanie Martinez—Marina and the Diamonds'

Electra Heart

alter ego

Outfit staples:

Platform sneakers, babydoll dress, a glow-up shoe lace tied around the neck, a bow

Music taste:

Björk, MIKA, Carly Rae Jepsen, Melanie Martinez

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Tim Burton Goth

Life is nothing without its imaginative escapes, monsters, and symbolism. And while you spend a lot of your time doodling in your sketchbook and contemplating the purpose of it all underneath a bare, dilapidated tree, you make sure to spend at least 14 hours of the day running about pretending you're the protagonist in a highly marketable, but no less meaningless movie.

Real life idol: Winona Ryder

Outfit staples: Zana Bayne harnesses, Dr. Martens Persephone boots, a velvet choker, some sort of headpiece

Music taste: Danny Elfman, the Black Swan soundtrack

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Bret Easton Ellis Goth

The Bret Easton Ellis 

Goth

grew up feeling more Hot Topic but dressed in Abercrombie & Fitch. Once they grew out of that, they gravitated towards art house films, deep thinking novels, and pursued philosophy and fashion. They are the dark, but witty people you meet at liberal arts college.

Real life idol: 

The Lisbon Sisters, The xx

Outfit staples:

Heeled Chelsea boots, black skinny jeans, longline button down with some sort of plaid 

Music taste:

AIR, The 1975, CHVRCHES, Lykke Li, Patrick Wolf

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Beach Goth

Whoever said a 

goth

doesn't like the beach hasn't met a beach 

goth

. You can still be 

goth

and be at the beach. Sure, there's the whole black in the sun thing, but whatever. You make your lifestyle work. 

Real life idol:

Sweeney Todd on the beach, Julian Casablancas 

Outfit staples:

Ripped black shorts, a parasol, big black sunglasses, sunscreen

Music taste:

Julian Casablancas, Die Antwoord

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Fashion Goth

“Black is modest and arrogant at the same time. Black is lazy and easy—but mysterious. But above all black says this: 'I don’t bother you, don’t bother me.'" — Yohji Yamamoto

Real life idol: 

Gareth Pugh, Rick Owens, Rei Kawakubo, any of The Antwerp Six

Outfit staples:

Shapeless, asymmetrical black designs, and fancy black leather shoes

Music taste:

Gossip, TRST, Jamie xx, Pictureplane

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Victorian Goth

Goths have been around long before Hot Topic came along. Taking inspiration from the Salem witch hunts and Mary Shelley, the Victorian Goth would be nowhere without lace, Edgar Allen Poe, and a stiff upper lip.

Real life idol: Helena Bonham Carter

Outfit staples: Steel-boned corset, frilly blouses, long skirts, parasols

Music taste: Bernard Herrman, Anton Coppola

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Cyber Goth

What do you get when you mix rave culture with comic book hero-meets-Tumblr aesthetics? A cyber 

goth

Real Life Idol:

Charli XCX when she first started

Outfit Staples:

PVC, neon everything, platform boots, reflective things, goggles, beaded air purifying face mask, cyberlox

Music Taste: 

Grimes, NIN, Boys Noize, Kernkraft 400, Justice

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The "This Isn't Just A Phase, Mom" Goth

Not a girl, not yet a woman, you're somewhere between the ages of 12 and 19. You don't know what you want out of life, and you don't know where you're going, but you do know one thing: This isn't just a phase. If only your parents would stop bugging you about it...

Real life idol: Wednesday Addams 

Outfit staples: Checkerboard slip-on Vans, Manic Panic, black lipstick, gauge and industrial piercings, Slipknot band T-shirt

Music taste: Evanescence, Danzig, Cold Cave, The Used, Crystal Castles

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Gothabilly

A sub-genre of rockabilly, the gothabilly is all about asserting her sexuality, style, and affinity for darkness.

Real life idol: Dita Von Teese

Outfit staples: Sweetheart necklines, red flowers, dark red lipstick, pencil skirts, strappy heels

Music taste: The Cramps, Nekromantix, Guana Batz