Take Your Orgasm To ‘Infinity’ With These Here ‘Avengers’ Sex Toys

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These puns, though…

If you've ever watched Mark Ruffalo swell into that big hunky green mass called the Hulk and wondered what he's packin' in those Daisy Dukes, wonder no more. Friends, the inevitable Avengers: Infinity War sex toy collection is here to take your orgasm (and budding superhero kink) to infinity and beyond.

Geeky Sex Toys, the Australian sex toy maker that put C-3PO's face on the end of a golden butt plug, has released its Avengers-themed collection, Indulgers: Pleasure Wars. There's nothing I love more than a barrel-scrapping sexual pun, and this seven-piece line is bursting with them.

Let's see, we have the Arse Reactor, which is a butt plug with a glow-in-the-dark base akin to Iron Man's Arc Reactor. There's the ever-inventive, no-frills Captain Anal butt plug and an arrow-shaped dildo, modeled after Hawkeye's weapon of choice, called the HawkAss. Oh, and there's literally a fist-shaped dildo meant to mimic Thanos' giant gloved fist called the Infinity Fist. Thanos' may destroy the universe but this fist? It'll show you the universe, honey.

I guess those looking for a proper hammering by Thor are in luck, too. Geeky Sex Toys turned the handle of Thor's Mjolnir hammer into a dildo and dubbed it the Möan-lnir. Black Widow gets reduced to Fleshlight called Agent Getsmeoff, which feels a little gross but props for giving it a Russian-sounding punny name James Bond would be proud of. And finally, The Incredible Dong, the aforementioned giant (nearly 9-inch!) green dildo that puts to rest any speculation of what the Hulk looks like nude. I'm not mad at the name, but if you ask me, Geeky Sex Toys missed a serious opportunity to name this dildo the Hulkbuster, á la Iron Man's Hulk-defeating armor. 

Anyway, happy avenging.

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It marks her third duet with Nas

Here are some words that I never expected to read or hear again: There is a new song with Amy Winehouse. But here we are in 2019, and Salaam Remi has granted me a wish. On Valentine's Day, the Grammy-nominated producer and frequent Winehouse collaborator (also responsible for hits like Miguel's "Come Through & Chill") released "Find My Love" which features rapper Nas and that powerful and haunting voice that I have come to love and cherish so dearly.

Representatives for Remi said that the Winehouse vocals were from an old jam session the two had. Remi was a producer on both of Winehouse's albums, Frank and Back to Black. "Find My Love" marks the third time Winehouse and Nas have done duets under the direction of Remi. They were previously heard together on "Like Smoke," a single from her 2011 posthumous album Amy Winehouse Lioness: Hidden Treasures, and "Cherry Wine" from Nas' 2012 album Life Is Good. Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning on July 23, 2011, before they could complete production on her third album. My heart is still broken about it as she is by far my favorite artist.

"Find My Love" is set to appear on Remi's Do It for the Culture 2, a collection of songs curated by him. Check it out, below.



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"In the midst of chaos there's opportunity"

Following the travesty that was Fyre Festival, Ja Rule wants to take another stab at creating a music festival. Good luck getting that off the ground.

On Thursday, the rapper spoke to TMZ, where he revealed that he was planning to relaunch Icon, an app used to book entertainers, which is similar to Billy McFarland's Fyre app. He told the outlet that he wanted to create a festival similar to Fyre to support it.

"[Fyre Festival] is heartbreaking to me. It was something that I really, really wanted to be special and amazing, and it just didn't turn out that way, but in the midst of chaos there's opportunity, so I'm working on a lot of new things," he says. He then gets into the fact that he wants to form a music festival. "[Fyre] is the most iconic festival that never was... I have plans to create the iconic music festival, but you didn't hear it from me."

Ja Rule actually doesn't seem to think he is at all responsible for what came from Fyre Fest, claiming in a Twitter post that he was "hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hood winked, led astray." Even if that's his feeling, he should realize that anyone involved with Fyre shouldn't ever try their hand at music festivals again.