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Mermen And Robots And The Future Of Sex

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When a mythical creature is more appealing than a literal man

"I think probably he came from some archetypal ideal, what my primal and archetypal idea of a merman is, and also what would be the person who is concocted perfectly to be, at least on my end, one's dream lover," Melissa Broder said to me. "He will go down on you for hours, and he's really into it. It's sort of this primal fantasy of someone who is built to fulfill."

We were discussing her new novel, The Pisces, and the character of Theo, a merman with whom The Pisces' protagonist, Lucy, has an intense, sex-fueled relationship. That Theo is not human (though, in case you're wondering, his tail starts below his dick, because, according to Broder, "that's just how it is") does present certain problems for Lucy, but they're mostly of the practical variety, like: How do you get a merman to your house so you're not solely having sex on sea-sprayed rocks? (Courtesy of a small wagon; it helps to be in Venice Beach, California, where weirdness is the norm.) Or: Do you still need to pee immediately after having sex with a merman? (Yes, UTIs don't differentiate between interspecies sex.) And: Is it possible to plan a future with someone who lives in a place where humans can't breathe? (Um, read the book and see for yourself!)

But so: While there is certainly an abundance of practical difficulties to overcome for Lucy and her merman, one question that—intentionally—isn't addressed as fully as one might assume it would be is: Does it matter that Theo is not human? Does it matter that a woman is having sex with a sentient fish? 

It's the kind of question that seems like it should be a one-off, and yet it's been asked not infrequently as of late, with countless articles about fish sex springing up in the wake of Guillermo del Toro's The Shape of Water, a film which centers around the love affair between a woman and a fish-man. And, in fact, the recent allure of interspecies sex is not limited to fish, with Jia Tolentino noting last year, in a piece titled "Beauty and the Beastiality" for The New Yorker, that it becomes clear when watching the remake of Beauty and the Beast that the monster's hirsute, intimidating physicality is not a deterrent to a young woman's love, but rather, part of the attraction, and that indeed, at the end of the film, the human prince "is a letdown."

Historically, stories centering around women and animals having sex have been tales of rape and conquest, like the myth of Zeus turning into a bull and raping Europa, or the myth of Zeus turning into a swan and raping Leda, or the myth of Zeus turning into an eagle to capture Ganymede and, you know, keeping it as his personal cupbearer and sex slave. (Zeus didn't limit himself to turning into animals; he once turned himself into golden rain in order to rape Danae.) Even beyond Greek mythology, stories about women who had relationships with animals showed that the women usually did so under duress, often because it was part of the obligation to fulfill their feminine duties, like marriage and fealty to family (such was the case in Beauty and the Beast, certainly, but also in other stories like The Frog Prince and East of the Sun, West of the Moon). The endings of these stories were usually some variation of a happily ever after, with the animal turning into a man, and the woman... getting to marry a man.

Now, though, with fewer and fewer women seeing a heteronormative relationship with a man as being central to (or even part of) a de facto happy ending, the new narratives of women and animals make clear that a relationship with a man is no longer the light at the end of the interspecies-sex tunnel it once was. In fact, what's notable about these stories is that the appeal of these non-men is not merely that they are not men (although that's a big part of it!), but more that, because they are not men, these women are allowed to be fully themselves—something that we have all been conditioned is not a safe thing to be around most men.

What this leads to in The Pisces and in The Shape of Water is a dismantling of certain norms; these women can ask for what they want, whether it is sex or respect or love. And these women can submit to a kind of abandon and release that is next to impossible to achieve when we have to constantly be on guard that the man we're with will hurt us. 

This isn't to say that in these narratives—or, indeed, in similar, older ones about interspecies love, like Dorothy Ingalls' Mrs. Caliban or Marian Engels' Bear—end with anything resembling tidy, happy endings. On the contrary, they still entail a reckoning on the part of these women, an insistence that they must self-examine and determine why they're seeking fulfillment outside of the norm. In The Pisces, the way this manifests is that Lucy, through the help of group therapy for love addiction, comes to terms with why she is attempting to erase herself through love and sex. Lucy, in the end, isn't saved from men by a merman (who, in this particular case, has far too many attributes of men, in general, to be of much use at all), and is, instead, saved by the women who better help her to see and be and recover herself. As Broder said to me, "Rather than transforming or becoming something other, [recovery for me is] much more learning to sit with what is in myself. So for Lucy... these women do kind of save her life. That connection between women is what does it."

This type of salvation, one which exists outside of the heteronormative narrative, is an important advancement to the classic stories in which women are saved by their relationship with men. It's a reminder of how far we've come in the last few decades, as the needs of not only women but also the LGBTQ community and others who have long been ignored in our heteronormative, ableist society, have become more publicly prioritized. Of course, this prioritization has not come easily; it's been the product of lots of hard work and legislative action—and it's been the subject of much blowback.

At the same time that stories of women seeking merman love have proliferated, so, too, has another kind of unorthodox pairing: man and robot. This coupling has gained recent notoriety thanks to an editorial by Ross Douthat in the The New York Times, in which he suggests seeing sex as a commodity, and says that since liberals think that commodities should be, when possible, fairly distributed, an easy answer to the problems of "incels" (aka "involuntary celibates," a group of hyper-misogynist men who think women owe them sex; their numbers include mass murderers like Elliot Rodger and Nikolas Cruz and Alek Minassian). In short, Douthat says, sex robots are the world that liberals want. So why not give into it?

Douthat's piece smugly puts the blame for a future filled with sex-bots on progressive thinkers; it also does so wrongly. Though there is a strain of libertarian, tech bro line of thinking which (see: Alissa Nutting's Made for Love, in which a tech billionaire attempts to turn his wife into his own personal robot) that would probably like to see sex as a commodity, like food or shelter, feminist and leftist thought is not all together overly concerned with the fact that sexually frustrated straight men are angry that not as many people feel compelled to have sex with them anymore, and are, indeed, finding satisfaction elsewhere—including within themselves, but also with partners that stray outside of heteronormative traditions. And anyway, appeasing these aggrieved men with sex robots won't solve the actual problem, which is that all too many straight men think they're entitled not just to sex but to full control over all women's bodies.

This is, after all, the reason a certain kind of man would prefer to have a robot for a sexual partner over nothing: He needs something to control when he can't have his preferred someone. This stands in stark contrast to the type of woman who seeks out love from a fish (however allegorical). She does so because she is aware of all the ways in which men want to control her, and so she only feels safe submitting to something that isn't even human. In both of these cases, desire is clarified: Women want freedom, and men want control. These two desires are antithetical to one another, of course, but whereas women can find freedom without the help of men (and can, indeed, find freedom with the right kind of man), men cannot assert their dominance without a willing—or unwilling—partner. 

And so until our society stops placating domineering, murderous men by suggesting that sex workers and sex robots take on the unenviable task of making them feel powerful, desire-filled women will be looking elsewhere, toward the ocean, perhaps, but most of all toward one another, and, also, inside ourselves.

Photo by Imani Givertz

Premiering today via NYLON

Small Talks, aka Cayley Spivey, has come a long way since starting a band, then becoming the entire band herself and forging her own fan base from the ground up. On her recent album A Conversation Between Us, she began to unpack any lingering baggage with one particular song: "Teeth." Today, she premieres the accompanying music video exclusively via NYLON.

"'Teeth' is about my personal battle with letting go of the past," Spivey tells NYLON, admitting that it's easily her favorite song off of A Conversation Between Us.

Watch the video for "Teeth" below.

Small Talks - Teeth (Official Music Video) - YouTube www.youtube.com

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Must have been pretty awkward

Taylor Swift and Sophie Turner were guests on the U.K.'s The Graham Norton Show together, which must have been awkward for Turner's husband, Joe Jonas, seeing as he also happens to be Swift's ex. I wonder if his name came up?

The interview doesn't come out until Friday night, but promotional photos show the two sharing a couch. Swift is making an appearance to perform her new single, "ME!" while Turner is promoting her new film, X- Men: Dark Phoenix. But it seems necessary for the two to be asked about Jonas.

Swift was just on the Ellen DeGeneres Show earlier this month, where she brought up the fact that she felt bad for putting Jonas "on blast" on DeGeneres' show back in 2008 by telling the audience that he broke up with her in a record-setting short phone call. But, according to Swift, she and Jonas are chill now, since it happened pretty long ago, which means she's probably already hung out with Turner and maybe even gossiped about him with her.

We can only hope that they get the chance to spill some tea on television.

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"That's! His! Auntie!"

Leslie Jones has rewatched the Game of Thrones finale with a beer in hand, Seth Meyers at her side, and a full camera crew ready to take in all her glorious reactions. Spoilers ahead, but, if you haven't watched last week's episode already, that's kind of on you at this point.

When Jon Snow started to make out with Daenerys, also known as his aunt, only to stab her through the chest moments later, it was emotional whiplash for everyone watching. And, Jones' reactions—both from her first and second viewing—sum it all perfectly.

"That's! His! Auntie! [gagging noises]," Jones says before making an aside about calling the police if her uncle ever tried to do the same. But then the knife goes in, and Jones screams. "Did you see that?!" Jones asks, "Yeah bitch, that's a knife in you." Meyers points out the funniest part of all: "Why are you so upset about someone kissing their aunt but totally fine with someone killing their aunt?" Jones replies, "Because that bitch needed to go," and, well, same.

Other highlights from the comedians' rewatch include comparing Dany's victory speech to a bad improv gig, predicting that their dogs would have less of a reaction to their deaths than Drogon did to his mother's, and more.

Watch all of Jones' reactions from this Late Night clip below.

Game of Jones: Leslie Jones and Seth Watch Game of Thrones' Series Finale youtu.be

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These lyrics are a lot

Robbie Tripp, aka Curvy Wife Guy, is back with a music video, titled "Chubby Sexy," starring his wife and a trio of models. In it, Tripp raps about his bold choice to find women with an average body size attractive.

The video begins with a series of statements laid over some pool water: "Curves are the new high fashion," "Chubby is the new sexy," "We Out Here." Tripp posits that these queens deserve an anthem, which they do. What they do not deserve is this Cursed Song. As he lists all the names he knows to call them by (thick, thicc, and BBW), one model (who I really, really hope was paid well) squirts some lotion down her cleavage, and Tripp begins dancing.

"My girl chubby sexy/ Call her bonita gordita," Tripp states in his chorus, before going on to compare "big booty meat" to the peach emoji. Another thing he mentions is that his wife can't find a belt that fits her waist, and that's why he calls her James and the Giant Peach. He then tries to dab. Here are some of the other Cursed highlights from his, uh, verses:

Got those Khaleesi curves/ Knows how to dragon slay
She like a dude that's woke/ We like a girl that's weighty
Some say a chubby girl that's risky/ But they ain't met a curvy girl that's frisky
Imma dunk that donk like I'm Andrew Wiggins.
Thick like an Amazon/ Built like Big Ben.

Tripp says one thing in the video that I couldn't agree more with: "She don't need a man." No, she does not. Please run. If you must, watch the entire video, below. Or send it to your nemesis!

Robbie Tripp - Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video) www.youtube.com

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See the promo here

It was bound to happen. The Kadashians and Jenners have committed themselves to letting the cameras roll on their lives, for better or for worse. So if you thought that the Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson cheating scandal was off limits, you thought wrong. The trailer for Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was just released, and it involves the famous family working through the fallout of what happened when Woods went to a party at Thompson's house.

The teaser includes the infamous clip of Khloé Kardashian screaming "LIAAAARRRRRR." It's still not explicitly clear who prompted that strong response. She could be responding to Thompson, who clearly isn't always honest. Or she could be reacting to Woods account of the events on Red Table Talk. But the most revealing moment comes when we see Kylie Jenner—who was Woods' best friend before all of this happened—react for the first time.

In a heart-to-heart conversation, momager Kris Jenner says, "For you and Jordyn, it's like a divorce." Kylie only offers this in response: "She fucked up." Based on Woods' version of events—which I'm inclined to believeThompson is the one who fucked up. Still, I'm hoping for some kind of reconciliation between the two longtime friends. Perhaps we'll have to wait until next season for that.

Check out the promo video below.

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