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Sarah Jones Is Harry Styles’ Drummer—She’s Also A Half-Fake Pillow Person

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We chat with and premiere her new video for “Kitchen”

The Directioners have infiltrated the comment sections of Hot Chip’s videos. No, really—check out YouTube, and you can see One Direction fans fawning over the effortless stylings of the U.K. indietronica band’s drummer, Sarah Jones. Why? It just so happens that she also plays in Harry Styles’ band and toured the U.S. with him all last month. Needless to say, she’s got a whole new audience now.

And, as those Directioners are quickly learning, Jones’ talent goes way deeper than back-beating Styles' classic rock-infused tunes or providing the driving hits to Hot Chip’s quick-hitting dance music. The British drummer has played in New Young Pony Club, Bat for Lashes, Technology + Teamwork, and a bunch of other bands, and has Styles gigs lined up into 2018. She’s also been cooking up some new music with Hot Chip. But Jones is about to unleash yet another project—and this time, it’s just her.

Meet Pillow Person, the product of Jones’ shift from her drum set to synths and “things lying around the studio.” Today, NYLON is premiering Pillow Person’s “Kitchen,” a song about an awkward conversation Jones once had. It’s a delightfully erratic track—twisted, wound-up, and unsprung. Her lyrics are urgent, yet her voice is soft, almost cooing. Juxtapose that with the sharp, clattering punctuation of her DIY beats, and you’ve got a complementary combo. The cheese and the cracker, if you will.

Jones was always the type of person to experiment. At 13, she picked up her first pair of drumsticks and started thwacking them as much as she could. “I grew up in the countryside, which made it easy to make a big load of noise,” Jones told us before the Styles tour began. “I used to go to jam sessions in the back of a pub in the Forest of Dean [in Gloucestershire, England]. I just played all the time, there wasn’t that much else to do anyway.”

She started covering Black Sabbath and Green Day—“I probably still remember every fill on Dookie,” she said. From there, other musicians came over to her parents’ house to jam. Soon enough, she collected a menagerie of projects to work on, and, well, she continues to do so to this day.

“The busier I am, the more I want to do every project at once,” Jones admitted, which explains why she’s releasing Pillow Person music while touring. “I get excited when traveling and tend to try and get things sorted when it's most hectic.”

Along with releasing new music and living a double life as a touring musician, she’s also got her own label, NFNF, to co-manage with her friend. And she’s creating visuals for all Pillow Person songs, dousing herself in frosting for the “On Your Way” video and peeling plastic off her face in “Go Ahead.” In “Kitchen,” she paints herself in gold and crawls underneath a monstrous ghillie suit, making her look like a camouflaged Big Foot. Woven throughout the clip are animations by Prosper.

“I am really into this idea of always being half-fake,” Jones said about the “Kitchen” video, where she stares creepily at the viewer in robotic poses. “It's the same idea with the music I suppose.”

That perfectly describes Jones signature style, too. She mixes in electronic gadgets to make her rhythms a menagerie of the acoustic and the manufactured. The prime example of this is a moment in “Kitchen,” when you’re not sure if the audio is glitching or if her voice is supposed to be like that—where one syllable just repeats over and over again until it turns into the beat itself, a blippy rhythm that makes you a bit uncomfortable but also kind of makes you want to freak out and dance.

Everything about Pillow Person (including the name) seems like it’s meant to make the listener uneasy, not surprising given that Jones challenges people in real life. She said after the “Kitchen” shoot, she kept the gold paint on her body for the commute home, fully embodying her faux alter ego. She stopped into a bookstore. Got hit on at a red light. Just a gold-faced Pillow Person maneuvering around this human world.

Perhaps that uneasiness is what pulls you into Pillow Person. Even her freakishly curated Instagram account—filled with pictures of Cocoa Puffs and Dr. Quinn Medicine Womanhas fans questioning Jones’ true identity, wanting to know more. It’s no wonder Styles’ following has become fascinated by his bandmate. We certainly are.

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He also thought Lana Del Rey telling him he would be guillotined was a compliment, so we don't think he understands women

In a new memoir called Then It Fell Apart, singer Moby alleged he had a relationship with actress Natalie Portman when he was 33 and she was 20. But, in a new interview with Harper's Bazaar, Portman set the record straight, saying that his description of their relationship is false and contains other factual errors, that makes his behavior seem even grosser than it already did.

Not only did Portman say that the two didn't date, but that he also misrepresented her age. "I was surprised to hear that he characterized the very short time that I knew him as dating because my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me when I just had graduated high school," she said. "He said I was 20; I definitely wasn't. I was a teenager. I had just turned 18."

She says that they met when she went to one of his shows: "He said, 'let's be friends'. He was on tour and I was working, shooting a film, so we only hung out a handful of times before I realized that this was an older man who was interested in me in a way that felt inappropriate."

Portman also stated that she was not contacted to fact check this information, noting that "it almost feels deliberate." "That he used this story to sell his book was very disturbing to me. It wasn't the case," she said. "There are many factual errors and inventions. I would have liked him or his publisher to reach out to fact check."

Another part of his memoir describes a conversation with Lana Del Rey, in which she joked about how wealthy he was. "You're a rich WASP from Connecticut and you live in a five-level penthouse. You're 'The Man.' As in, 'stick it to The Man.' As in the person they guillotine in the revolution." His response: "I didn't know if she was insulting me but I decided to take it as a compliment." This only further proves that Moby doesn't understand women at all, which may explain how he took a couple of hangouts with Portman to mean that they were dating.

Moby has since responded to Portman's statement in an equally creepy Instagram post with a photo of him shirtless with the actress, calling the interview a "gossip piece." "We did, in fact, date. And after briefly dating in 1999 we remained friends for years," he said. "I like Natalie, and I respect her intelligence and activism. But, to be honest, I can't figure out why she would actively misrepresent the truth about our (albeit brief) involvement. He also said that he backs up the story in his book with "lots of corroborating photo evidence, etc." He then ends with this: "I completely respect Natalie's possible regret in dating me(to be fair, I would probably regret dating me, too), but it doesn't alter the actual facts of our brief romantic history."

Among many other things that are questionable about his claims, if you have to have "corroborating evidence" to prove a relationship that one person claims didn't happen, you're doing the whole "dating" thing wrong.

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She's been wonderfully honest about the ups and downs of her procedures

There is a good chance that, right now, Cardi B is wearing really something really tight. I'm not talking about one of the pieces from her Fashion Nova collection, either. Instead, she's probably cooing at baby Kulture while swaddled in a compression garment, a necessary part of the healing process after certain cosmetic surgery procedures.

As reported by E! News, Cardi B has had to cancel several performances after her doctor ordered her to rest and allow her body to recover following cosmetic surgery. A rep for Cardi explained to E! that "Cardi was overzealous in getting back to work" and that "her strenuous schedule has taken a toll on her body and she has been given strict doctor's orders to pull out of the rest of her performances in May." This followed an admission by Cardi herself, at the Beale Street Music Festival earlier this month, that she should have canceled her performance because moving too much would mess up her lipo.

Cardi's transparency about plastic surgery is nothing new for her. She has opened up in the past about her underground butt injections, including the financial pressure she felt and the risks she took to get them. She's been open about both of her breast augmentation procedures as well, most recently getting them redone after giving birth to her daughter. But Cardi's transparency about the ups and downs of plastic surgery is still rare amongst celebrities and is therefore refreshing.

And it's not just celebrities who keep quiet about these procedures. The first person I knew to get a butt augmentation was a friend from high school. We reconnected as adults, and I remember going to her apartment after her surgery, and seeing her pace the floor in her compression garment, since it was still too soon to sit and put pressure on her backside. But even in the comfort of her own home, she seemed to speak in a hushed tone about having had the surgery. Before I'd arrived, she just told me she'd had a "medical procedure," and didn't say anything more. This has been the case for other women I've met who have gotten "work" done, including my aesthetician, a colleague who got a nose job, a darling YouTuber with whom I had the pleasure of having dinner; all of them would only acknowledge their enhancements in secret—the shame was palpable, and unfortunate. It's clear that women who get plastic surgery might be celebrated for the results, but there's an expectation that they should keep quiet about it, and feel bad for having made a choice about their own bodies.

So it's no surprise that, in the pop culture realm, people like Cardi are exceptions to the rule. Thanks to the internet, we can easily track the fullness of a celebrity's lips or backside over the course of time without them ever explicitly acknowledging the medical intervention that took place. And while people, of course, have the right to privacy, and should be able to do whatever they want with their bodies without offering explanations, it would still be nice if they opened up, if only to take away the attached stigma that affects so many people. Which is why I hope Cardi's willingness to lay it all out there becomes a trend. No one should have to harbor shame for investing in having a body that looks the way they want it to.

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"In my head I thought, This is how it ends"

Kit Harington almost lost a lot more than the Iron Throne while filming the final season of Game of Thrones. According to an interview with NowThis News, the actor almost lost one of his balls while riding a mechanical dragon.

Harington revealed that the incident took place when he was filming the scene where his character, Jon Snow, takes a ride on Rhaegal for the first time in the Season 8 premiere. Since dragons aren't real (sorry), Harington was filming the scene, where Jon almost falls off the dragon and then swings around to pick himself back up, on a mechanical contraption.

"My right ball got trapped, and I didn't have time to say, 'Stop,'" Harington said in an interview. "And I was being swung around. In my head I thought, This is how it ends. On this buck, swinging me around by my testicles, literally." We see shots of the fake dragon he's riding in front of a green screen, and it does look pretty terrifying.

Luckily, his testicles remained intact through the near-disastrous event, and he's survived with quite the story to tell to unsuspecting journalists.

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"I had to create a harder shell about being a woman"

In a panel discussion during Gwyneth Paltrow's In Goop Health summit, actress Jessica Alba revealed that she "stopped eating" to avoid unwanted attention from men when she was first starting her career in Hollywood.

According to People, Alba said that she "had a curvy figure as a young girl" and, as such, was made to feel as though her body was the reason that men may be inappropriate toward her. "I was meant to feel ashamed if I tempted men," Alba said during the panel discussion. "Then I stopped eating a lot when I became an actress. I made myself look more like a boy so I wouldn't get as much attention. I went through a big tomboy phase."

She continued, "In Hollywood, you're really preyed upon. They see a young girl, and they just want to touch you inappropriately or talk to you inappropriately or think that they're allowed to be aggressive with you in a way."

Alba also noted that she was raised in a conservative household. "My mom would say, 'You have a body, and it's very womanly, and people don't understand that you're 12,'" she said. "I wasn't allowed to have my nalgas out, which is butt cheeks [in Spanish], but I was born with a giant booty, and they come out of everything. So, I didn't get to wear normal things that all my friends wore."

She said that these reactions to her body really affected her attitude. "I created this pretty insane 'don't fuck with me' [attitude]," she said. "I had to create a harder shell about being a woman."

According to her, her relationship to her body only changed when her first child, Honor, was born in 2008. "[After she was born,] I was like, Oh this is what these boobies are meant to do! Feed a kid!" she said. "And that was the dopest shit I'd ever done. So, I came into my body as a woman finally and I stopped being ashamed of myself."

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Because of course

Teva, the most obvious lesbian footwear brand since Birkenstock, really knows its customer base. In time for Pride, the brand has teamed up with Tegan and Sara for a gay shoe to end all gay shoes. In other words, your Pride footwear is on lock.

The shoe isn't just your average Teva sandal. Tegan and Sara's design, the Teva Flatform Universal Pride sandal, is a 2.5-inch platform shoe with a rainbow sole. Tegan and Sara noted in a press release that they have been Teva wearers for pretty much their whole lives. "We got our first pair of Teva sandals when we were 16," they said. "This rainbow Flatform collab is like full circle LGBTQ+ Pride validation."

What's better, with each sandal sale, Teva will donate $15 to the Tegan and Sara Foundation, up to $30,000. The funds donated will go toward scholarships which will give young members of the LGBTQ+ community the chance to go to summer camps which will "help develop self-confidence and leadership abilities in a safe and nurturing environment." Tegan and Sara added, "Teva's generous support for our foundation will allow us to help even more LGBTQ+ youth."

Available today at Teva's and Nordstrom's websites, the sandal retails for $80.

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