These Are Your Songs Of The Summer


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Welcome, everyone: It’s Song of the Summer season.

Last year, “Bodak Yellow” and “Despacito” were basically inescapable. This year, we've found seven of the tracks that will be playing in every passing car, on every rooftop, and every sweaty club you enter from here on forward. The only question becomes which will come out on top? We don’t want to jinx it, but we think one regular, degular, schmegular girl has a pretty good chance of reigning supreme… again. 

Scroll through to hear our favorite songs for this summer. 

“I Like It” by Cardi B featuring Bad Bunny and J Balvin
I’ve already heard this song blasted across SoHo and most of Brooklyn. The swagger of Cardi B mixed with the ingenious bass addition to Pete Rodriguez’s “I Like It Like That” makes the staying power a no-brainer. And, as “Despacito” showed us, you don’t necessarily have to understand all of the words in a song to enjoy to it.

“One Kiss” by Calvin Harris featuring Dua Lipa
A few things go into a summer song: It should be danceable, have an easy-to-remember chorus, and be the kind of catchy that’s bordering on annoying. That’s this song, and also possibly every Calvin Harris song? Dua Lipa’s deep voice is the perfect addition to this hazy, retro-esque beat. The track sounds like a humid beach day followed up by partying until 3am. 

Another Dua Lipa consolation contender: “IDGAF.”

“What I Need” by Hayley Kiyoko featuring Kehlani 
20gayteen is upon us, and NYLON cover star Hayley Kiyoko is (should be??) its spokesperson. It’s appropriate, then, that a strong contender for song of the summer is one made by two queer artists and comes with one of the purest videos of the year. Just try listening to it and sitting still. It’s not possible. 

“Bloom” by Troye Sivan
Another good 20gayteen spokesperson is Troye Sivan. Honestly, we had a hard time picking between “My, My, My” and “Bloom” for this list. And although videos shouldn’t factor into our decision-making, it does in this case; we will never be able to hear the song and

. A true summer vibe. 

“Nice For What” by Drake
It’s not officially summer until Drake drops a new song. In this case, it’s an empowering anthem that sums up how every woman should approach relationships with men for the summer and beyond: nice... for what? The beat and Lauryn Hill sample also help. 

“High Horse” by Kacey Musgraves
We are as surprised as you are by the idea of including a country artist (who’s not Taylor Swift) on a Song of the Summer list, too. But Kacey Musgraves isn’t your typical country artist, and “High Horse” doesn’t fit neatly into the box of the genre. Rather, it comes with a disco flair and lots of buzz. 

“Boo’d Up” by Ella Mai
Those songs that get stuck in your head, but you have no idea who sings them and what, exactly, the lyrics are, are the perfect song of summer contenders. You can’t turn on the radio without hearing newcomer Ella Mai’s “Boo’d Up,” and if you haven’t come across it yet, just wait a couple more weeks. 

Photo by Imani Givertz

Premiering today via NYLON

Small Talks, aka Cayley Spivey, has come a long way since starting a band, then becoming the entire band herself and forging her own fan base from the ground up. On her recent album A Conversation Between Us, she began to unpack any lingering baggage with one particular song: "Teeth." Today, she premieres the accompanying music video exclusively via NYLON.

"'Teeth' is about my personal battle with letting go of the past," Spivey tells NYLON, admitting that it's easily her favorite song off of A Conversation Between Us.

Watch the video for "Teeth" below.

Small Talks - Teeth (Official Music Video) - YouTube

Photos by Joe Maher/Getty Images, Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for TIME

Must have been pretty awkward

Taylor Swift and Sophie Turner were guests on the U.K.'s The Graham Norton Show together, which must have been awkward for Turner's husband, Joe Jonas, seeing as he also happens to be Swift's ex. I wonder if his name came up?

The interview doesn't come out until Friday night, but promotional photos show the two sharing a couch. Swift is making an appearance to perform her new single, "ME!" while Turner is promoting her new film, X- Men: Dark Phoenix. But it seems necessary for the two to be asked about Jonas.

Swift was just on the Ellen DeGeneres Show earlier this month, where she brought up the fact that she felt bad for putting Jonas "on blast" on DeGeneres' show back in 2008 by telling the audience that he broke up with her in a record-setting short phone call. But, according to Swift, she and Jonas are chill now, since it happened pretty long ago, which means she's probably already hung out with Turner and maybe even gossiped about him with her.

We can only hope that they get the chance to spill some tea on television.

Screenshot via YouTube, Photo Courtesy of HBO

"That's! His! Auntie!"

Leslie Jones has rewatched the Game of Thrones finale with a beer in hand, Seth Meyers at her side, and a full camera crew ready to take in all her glorious reactions. Spoilers ahead, but, if you haven't watched last week's episode already, that's kind of on you at this point.

When Jon Snow started to make out with Daenerys, also known as his aunt, only to stab her through the chest moments later, it was emotional whiplash for everyone watching. And, Jones' reactions—both from her first and second viewing—sum it all perfectly.

"That's! His! Auntie! [gagging noises]," Jones says before making an aside about calling the police if her uncle ever tried to do the same. But then the knife goes in, and Jones screams. "Did you see that?!" Jones asks, "Yeah bitch, that's a knife in you." Meyers points out the funniest part of all: "Why are you so upset about someone kissing their aunt but totally fine with someone killing their aunt?" Jones replies, "Because that bitch needed to go," and, well, same.

Other highlights from the comedians' rewatch include comparing Dany's victory speech to a bad improv gig, predicting that their dogs would have less of a reaction to their deaths than Drogon did to his mother's, and more.

Watch all of Jones' reactions from this Late Night clip below.

Game of Jones: Leslie Jones and Seth Watch Game of Thrones' Series Finale

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These lyrics are a lot

Robbie Tripp, aka Curvy Wife Guy, is back with a music video, titled "Chubby Sexy," starring his wife and a trio of models. In it, Tripp raps about his bold choice to find women with an average body size attractive.

The video begins with a series of statements laid over some pool water: "Curves are the new high fashion," "Chubby is the new sexy," "We Out Here." Tripp posits that these queens deserve an anthem, which they do. What they do not deserve is this Cursed Song. As he lists all the names he knows to call them by (thick, thicc, and BBW), one model (who I really, really hope was paid well) squirts some lotion down her cleavage, and Tripp begins dancing.

"My girl chubby sexy/ Call her bonita gordita," Tripp states in his chorus, before going on to compare "big booty meat" to the peach emoji. Another thing he mentions is that his wife can't find a belt that fits her waist, and that's why he calls her James and the Giant Peach. He then tries to dab. Here are some of the other Cursed highlights from his, uh, verses:

Got those Khaleesi curves/ Knows how to dragon slay
She like a dude that's woke/ We like a girl that's weighty
Some say a chubby girl that's risky/ But they ain't met a curvy girl that's frisky
Imma dunk that donk like I'm Andrew Wiggins.
Thick like an Amazon/ Built like Big Ben.

Tripp says one thing in the video that I couldn't agree more with: "She don't need a man." No, she does not. Please run. If you must, watch the entire video, below. Or send it to your nemesis!

Robbie Tripp - Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)

Photo by Emma McIntyre / Getty Images.

See the promo here

It was bound to happen. The Kadashians and Jenners have committed themselves to letting the cameras roll on their lives, for better or for worse. So if you thought that the Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson cheating scandal was off limits, you thought wrong. The trailer for Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was just released, and it involves the famous family working through the fallout of what happened when Woods went to a party at Thompson's house.

The teaser includes the infamous clip of Khloé Kardashian screaming "LIAAAARRRRRR." It's still not explicitly clear who prompted that strong response. She could be responding to Thompson, who clearly isn't always honest. Or she could be reacting to Woods account of the events on Red Table Talk. But the most revealing moment comes when we see Kylie Jenner—who was Woods' best friend before all of this happened—react for the first time.

In a heart-to-heart conversation, momager Kris Jenner says, "For you and Jordyn, it's like a divorce." Kylie only offers this in response: "She fucked up." Based on Woods' version of events—which I'm inclined to believeThompson is the one who fucked up. Still, I'm hoping for some kind of reconciliation between the two longtime friends. Perhaps we'll have to wait until next season for that.

Check out the promo video below.