Sophie Turner Has A Secret Side Gig Reviewing Sausages

Photo Via @SophiesSausageReviews Instagram

*Follows Instagram account*

Turns out, Sophie Turner has a secret side gig—and it involves reviewing sausages.

That's right, according to BuzzFeed, Turner has moonlighted as a food critic since early April. The top-secret handle for Turner's alt account? @SophiesSausageReviews. And her bio? "Passionate Bout The Saus," of course.

There is a lot to consider when it comes to processed meat criticism. After all, sausages can be fickle foods. Depending on what form your sausage takes (meat tube, patty, gravy, bites), there are a lot of different factors that can contribute to their objective tastiness. If we're talking patties, how consistent is the sausage's crumble? If gravy, is there is an appropriate meat to roux ratio? If in link form, is the stuffing uniformly distributed within the casing for that perfect snap?

Taking all these important factors into consideration, it seems like Turner puts a lot of time and consideration into these reviews—providing fans with numerical ratings and thorough reviews of a wide variety of sausage-y products. And while there are currently only nine posts, we have no doubt that she will continue reviewing meats from London to Los Angeles with the same gusto and enthusiasm. Let's just hope it doesn't go the way of Lorde's onion ring reviews

Check out a few of our favorite reviews, below.

Photos by Craig Barritt/Getty Images for The Trevor Project

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Last week, Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson officially confirmed the rumor that they're dating, with Delevingne posting an Instagram video of the two of them kissing. Now, in a new interview, she revealed why they confirmed the rumors. Basically, it was in celebration of Pride.

In the interview with E! News at the TrevorLIVE Gala, Delevingne was asked why the pair chose this moment to take their relationship public, and she answered: "Because it is Pride, it's been 50 years since Stonewall happened, and I don't know... It's been just about our one year anniversary so, why not?"

Why not, indeed? Delevingne also said that the kissing video was "just a little something," which makes sense. After all, the couple were recently spotted lugging around a kinky sex bench, so some simple kissing must feel pretty elementary.

At the Gala, Delevingne shouted out Benson during her speech too, though not by name. "I also have another very special woman in this room to thank and you know who you are," she said. "She's one of the people who help me love myself when I needed it most and I really needed it. She showed me what real love is and how to accept it, which is a lot harder than I thought." I'm swooning.

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