This NSFW Self-Help Book Is Actually SFL

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Where there’s a Willam, there is a way

Willam Belli has made a name out of being outspoken. After his infamous stint on RuPaul's Drag Race, Willam shot to YouTube fame and his drag career took off. Where there's a taboo, you can count on Willam to be there, seeing what it's all about. It's that kind of fearlessness (and, let's face it, shamelessness) that's given him tons of material to compile into a self-help book. 

Suck Less: Where There's A Willam, There's A Way is not your average self-help book. Had it been in the aisle of Barnes & Noble when Charlotte York timidly walked through in an episode of Sex and the City, she would surely have gasped and blushed. It's rife with personal anecdotes from Willam on drag culture, nights spent under the influence, sex, sex, and more sex. The most shocking thing about it isn't the stories, though. Willam's irreverence makes this self-help book approachable. There's no pretentious attitude or talking down to. It's encouraging, and, if you're brave enough to own it, can inspire you to live a little. 

In a year full of realizing things, Willam will help you realize just a little bit more. Below, dive a little deeper into the mind behind one of 2016's most useful releases.

What made you want to write this "self-help book"?
I wanted to write it because I realized I was useful. I helped Neil Patrick Harris with drag for Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I just found out I was useful. I realized a lot of people might want to know this kind of stuff. And, then I realized I know other stuff, too, like how to get out of a DUI, how to beat a lie detector, how to contour, how to get revenge, how to make your credit better, how to cheat, how to lie... all that good stuff.

I love that the book is almost like a mini-memoir wrapped in a self-help package.
I've learned a lot from life. I've been on my own since I was 16; that was the first time I accepted money for sex, too, but I was really determined to make it. And, I think I have at this point. I'm alive. I never thought I'd go past 32.

In a world of Goops, Marthas, and other lifestyle mavens, what do you bring to the table of self-help?
My brand is 'suck less,' which basically means you're never gonna get it right, you're never gonna be perfect, and you're never gonna get exactly what you want, so just be happy with it sucking less than what it would if you didn't take my advice. I know all the tricks.

One of the things I found in the book that you don't touch on is failing, in a sense. I feel like failure is a good thing. Do you have tips for failure with dignity?
I don't set myself up to fail. If you do fail, at least you tried. That's the important thing, and that you learned from it and you try to do it again, but the next time you cheat. That's what I've done. That's what works for me. I think planning to fail or worrying about failing is just borrowing trouble. I plan to succeed. I'm really blessed to have the job that I do where I go to a different gay bar or club and make people happy. Like, I'm a clown. Y'know? I love it. I wanted to be in the circus when I was a little kid, and now every night I'm under a different big top if I play my cards right.

What is the best piece of advice that you've ever been given?
Get the money first.

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Premiering today via NYLON

Small Talks, aka Cayley Spivey, has come a long way since starting a band, then becoming the entire band herself and forging her own fan base from the ground up. On her recent album A Conversation Between Us, she began to unpack any lingering baggage with one particular song: "Teeth." Today, she premieres the accompanying music video exclusively via NYLON.

"'Teeth' is about my personal battle with letting go of the past," Spivey tells NYLON, admitting that it's easily her favorite song off of A Conversation Between Us.

Watch the video for "Teeth" below.

Small Talks - Teeth (Official Music Video) - YouTube

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Must have been pretty awkward

Taylor Swift and Sophie Turner were guests on the U.K.'s The Graham Norton Show together, which must have been awkward for Turner's husband, Joe Jonas, seeing as he also happens to be Swift's ex. I wonder if his name came up?

The interview doesn't come out until Friday night, but promotional photos show the two sharing a couch. Swift is making an appearance to perform her new single, "ME!" while Turner is promoting her new film, X- Men: Dark Phoenix. But it seems necessary for the two to be asked about Jonas.

Swift was just on the Ellen DeGeneres Show earlier this month, where she brought up the fact that she felt bad for putting Jonas "on blast" on DeGeneres' show back in 2008 by telling the audience that he broke up with her in a record-setting short phone call. But, according to Swift, she and Jonas are chill now, since it happened pretty long ago, which means she's probably already hung out with Turner and maybe even gossiped about him with her.

We can only hope that they get the chance to spill some tea on television.

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"That's! His! Auntie!"

Leslie Jones has rewatched the Game of Thrones finale with a beer in hand, Seth Meyers at her side, and a full camera crew ready to take in all her glorious reactions. Spoilers ahead, but, if you haven't watched last week's episode already, that's kind of on you at this point.

When Jon Snow started to make out with Daenerys, also known as his aunt, only to stab her through the chest moments later, it was emotional whiplash for everyone watching. And, Jones' reactions—both from her first and second viewing—sum it all perfectly.

"That's! His! Auntie! [gagging noises]," Jones says before making an aside about calling the police if her uncle ever tried to do the same. But then the knife goes in, and Jones screams. "Did you see that?!" Jones asks, "Yeah bitch, that's a knife in you." Meyers points out the funniest part of all: "Why are you so upset about someone kissing their aunt but totally fine with someone killing their aunt?" Jones replies, "Because that bitch needed to go," and, well, same.

Other highlights from the comedians' rewatch include comparing Dany's victory speech to a bad improv gig, predicting that their dogs would have less of a reaction to their deaths than Drogon did to his mother's, and more.

Watch all of Jones' reactions from this Late Night clip below.

Game of Jones: Leslie Jones and Seth Watch Game of Thrones' Series Finale

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These lyrics are a lot

Robbie Tripp, aka Curvy Wife Guy, is back with a music video, titled "Chubby Sexy," starring his wife and a trio of models. In it, Tripp raps about his bold choice to find women with an average body size attractive.

The video begins with a series of statements laid over some pool water: "Curves are the new high fashion," "Chubby is the new sexy," "We Out Here." Tripp posits that these queens deserve an anthem, which they do. What they do not deserve is this Cursed Song. As he lists all the names he knows to call them by (thick, thicc, and BBW), one model (who I really, really hope was paid well) squirts some lotion down her cleavage, and Tripp begins dancing.

"My girl chubby sexy/ Call her bonita gordita," Tripp states in his chorus, before going on to compare "big booty meat" to the peach emoji. Another thing he mentions is that his wife can't find a belt that fits her waist, and that's why he calls her James and the Giant Peach. He then tries to dab. Here are some of the other Cursed highlights from his, uh, verses:

Got those Khaleesi curves/ Knows how to dragon slay
She like a dude that's woke/ We like a girl that's weighty
Some say a chubby girl that's risky/ But they ain't met a curvy girl that's frisky
Imma dunk that donk like I'm Andrew Wiggins.
Thick like an Amazon/ Built like Big Ben.

Tripp says one thing in the video that I couldn't agree more with: "She don't need a man." No, she does not. Please run. If you must, watch the entire video, below. Or send it to your nemesis!

Robbie Tripp - Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)

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See the promo here

It was bound to happen. The Kadashians and Jenners have committed themselves to letting the cameras roll on their lives, for better or for worse. So if you thought that the Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson cheating scandal was off limits, you thought wrong. The trailer for Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was just released, and it involves the famous family working through the fallout of what happened when Woods went to a party at Thompson's house.

The teaser includes the infamous clip of Khloé Kardashian screaming "LIAAAARRRRRR." It's still not explicitly clear who prompted that strong response. She could be responding to Thompson, who clearly isn't always honest. Or she could be reacting to Woods account of the events on Red Table Talk. But the most revealing moment comes when we see Kylie Jenner—who was Woods' best friend before all of this happened—react for the first time.

In a heart-to-heart conversation, momager Kris Jenner says, "For you and Jordyn, it's like a divorce." Kylie only offers this in response: "She fucked up." Based on Woods' version of events—which I'm inclined to believeThompson is the one who fucked up. Still, I'm hoping for some kind of reconciliation between the two longtime friends. Perhaps we'll have to wait until next season for that.

Check out the promo video below.