10 Products That'll Give You The Ass Of Your Dreams

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The best in butt beauty

There's a new beauty trend a-brewin', and it's one we can definitely all get behind: butt beauty as the newest form of self-care. Sure, butt products have existed for some time now, but after seeing plenty of butt-masking action backstage at New York Fashion Week, we're foreseeing a full-on butt beauty movement.

Curious to indulge in a bit of bum self-care yourself? We rounded up the 10 best products to get you started, from the NYFW-famous masks to the best scrubs, lotions, dry brushes, and more. With warmer weather just around the corner, prepare to have the smooth, soft, and glowy butt you've always dreamed of with products that work to exfoliate, tighten, detox, and more.

Your beginner's guide to all things butt beauty, below.

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Bawdy Beauty, Squeeze It, $9, available at Bawdy Beauty.

We can't get enough of these butt sheet masks. While Bawdy Beauty has four different types of masks specifically formulated for your butt, we recommend the Squeeze It, its brightening and rejuvenating treatment, for a winter cure-all. After all this cold, gray weather, whose booty doesn't need a little radiance boost?

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Sol de Janeiro, Brazilian Bum Bum Cream, $45, available at Sol de Janeiro.

The original butt beauty balm, we're sold on Sol de Janeiro's award-winning Brazilian Bum Bum Cream. It smells like a tropical paradise and uses guaranà extract, as well as a number of nourishing butters and oils, to tighten the appearance of skin while boosting radiance for an all-around irresistible bum.

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Green Heart Labs, Butt Acne Clearing Lotion, $9, available at The Lab & Co.

Just like acne can show up on our faces, our backs, and other parts of our bodies, it can also show up on our bums. Green Heart Labs' Butt Acne Clearing Lotion aims to "clear your rear" by catering to the delicate skin of your bum while using extra-gentle exfoliating acids to reveal new, fresh skin.

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Anese, That Booty Tho, $28, available at Anese.

This powerful butt scrub will give you the ultimate soft bottom, working to eliminate the appearance of stretch marks, butt blemishes, discoloration, and more. When used regularly, it helps promote skin cell regeneration, leaving you with an ultra-soft, ultra-radiant bum.

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Massk, Butt Cheek Cleanser, $49, available at Massk.

Butts need cleansing too, and this deep-cleansing wash purifies with tea tree oil and bamboo charcoal powder, protects and reduces inflammation with powerful plant oils, and revives with nourishing aloe vera, olive oil, and rosehip oil.

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Frank Body, Shimmer Scrub, $19.95, available at Frank Body.

Okay, technically this is an allover body scrub, but when it leaves you with a subtle iridescent shimmer and gorgeously smooth and soft skin, how could we not use it on our butts?

Maelys, B-Tight Mask, $49, available at Maelys.

While we fully embrace our booty's natural look (cellulite and all), this cream butt mask helps increase circulation and detoxifies.

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Lush, Rump, $22.95, available at Lush.

This aloe gel-, rose water-, and cupuacu butter-boasting booty lotion smells like heaven and helps fight the not-so-nice effects of friction and chafing. What more could we want?

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Nanette de Gaspé, Tush, $175, available at Nanette de Gaspé.

While the price may feel steep, Tush is an intensive, five-week butt ritual that aims to leave you with a visibly more supple and bouncy butt. Don't mind if we do!

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Dr. Barbara Sturm, Medium Anti-Cellulite Brush, $38, available at Neiman Marcus.

Dry brushing can work wonders for your skin, from promoting blood circulation and lymphatic flow to reducing the appearance of cellulite (when used in conjunction with exercise, naturally).

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Premiering today via NYLON

Small Talks, aka Cayley Spivey, has come a long way since starting a band, then becoming the entire band herself and forging her own fan base from the ground up. On her recent album A Conversation Between Us, she began to unpack any lingering baggage with one particular song: "Teeth." Today, she premieres the accompanying music video exclusively via NYLON.

"'Teeth' is about my personal battle with letting go of the past," Spivey tells NYLON, admitting that it's easily her favorite song off of A Conversation Between Us.

Watch the video for "Teeth" below.

Small Talks - Teeth (Official Music Video) - YouTube

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Must have been pretty awkward

Taylor Swift and Sophie Turner were guests on the U.K.'s The Graham Norton Show together, which must have been awkward for Turner's husband, Joe Jonas, seeing as he also happens to be Swift's ex. I wonder if his name came up?

The interview doesn't come out until Friday night, but promotional photos show the two sharing a couch. Swift is making an appearance to perform her new single, "ME!" while Turner is promoting her new film, X- Men: Dark Phoenix. But it seems necessary for the two to be asked about Jonas.

Swift was just on the Ellen DeGeneres Show earlier this month, where she brought up the fact that she felt bad for putting Jonas "on blast" on DeGeneres' show back in 2008 by telling the audience that he broke up with her in a record-setting short phone call. But, according to Swift, she and Jonas are chill now, since it happened pretty long ago, which means she's probably already hung out with Turner and maybe even gossiped about him with her.

We can only hope that they get the chance to spill some tea on television.

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"That's! His! Auntie!"

Leslie Jones has rewatched the Game of Thrones finale with a beer in hand, Seth Meyers at her side, and a full camera crew ready to take in all her glorious reactions. Spoilers ahead, but, if you haven't watched last week's episode already, that's kind of on you at this point.

When Jon Snow started to make out with Daenerys, also known as his aunt, only to stab her through the chest moments later, it was emotional whiplash for everyone watching. And, Jones' reactions—both from her first and second viewing—sum it all perfectly.

"That's! His! Auntie! [gagging noises]," Jones says before making an aside about calling the police if her uncle ever tried to do the same. But then the knife goes in, and Jones screams. "Did you see that?!" Jones asks, "Yeah bitch, that's a knife in you." Meyers points out the funniest part of all: "Why are you so upset about someone kissing their aunt but totally fine with someone killing their aunt?" Jones replies, "Because that bitch needed to go," and, well, same.

Other highlights from the comedians' rewatch include comparing Dany's victory speech to a bad improv gig, predicting that their dogs would have less of a reaction to their deaths than Drogon did to his mother's, and more.

Watch all of Jones' reactions from this Late Night clip below.

Game of Jones: Leslie Jones and Seth Watch Game of Thrones' Series Finale

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These lyrics are a lot

Robbie Tripp, aka Curvy Wife Guy, is back with a music video, titled "Chubby Sexy," starring his wife and a trio of models. In it, Tripp raps about his bold choice to find women with an average body size attractive.

The video begins with a series of statements laid over some pool water: "Curves are the new high fashion," "Chubby is the new sexy," "We Out Here." Tripp posits that these queens deserve an anthem, which they do. What they do not deserve is this Cursed Song. As he lists all the names he knows to call them by (thick, thicc, and BBW), one model (who I really, really hope was paid well) squirts some lotion down her cleavage, and Tripp begins dancing.

"My girl chubby sexy/ Call her bonita gordita," Tripp states in his chorus, before going on to compare "big booty meat" to the peach emoji. Another thing he mentions is that his wife can't find a belt that fits her waist, and that's why he calls her James and the Giant Peach. He then tries to dab. Here are some of the other Cursed highlights from his, uh, verses:

Got those Khaleesi curves/ Knows how to dragon slay
She like a dude that's woke/ We like a girl that's weighty
Some say a chubby girl that's risky/ But they ain't met a curvy girl that's frisky
Imma dunk that donk like I'm Andrew Wiggins.
Thick like an Amazon/ Built like Big Ben.

Tripp says one thing in the video that I couldn't agree more with: "She don't need a man." No, she does not. Please run. If you must, watch the entire video, below. Or send it to your nemesis!

Robbie Tripp - Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)

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See the promo here

It was bound to happen. The Kadashians and Jenners have committed themselves to letting the cameras roll on their lives, for better or for worse. So if you thought that the Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson cheating scandal was off limits, you thought wrong. The trailer for Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was just released, and it involves the famous family working through the fallout of what happened when Woods went to a party at Thompson's house.

The teaser includes the infamous clip of Khloé Kardashian screaming "LIAAAARRRRRR." It's still not explicitly clear who prompted that strong response. She could be responding to Thompson, who clearly isn't always honest. Or she could be reacting to Woods account of the events on Red Table Talk. But the most revealing moment comes when we see Kylie Jenner—who was Woods' best friend before all of this happened—react for the first time.

In a heart-to-heart conversation, momager Kris Jenner says, "For you and Jordyn, it's like a divorce." Kylie only offers this in response: "She fucked up." Based on Woods' version of events—which I'm inclined to believeThompson is the one who fucked up. Still, I'm hoping for some kind of reconciliation between the two longtime friends. Perhaps we'll have to wait until next season for that.

Check out the promo video below.