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Kim Kardashian Would “Eat Poop” If If Made Her Look Younger
Has she tried retinol?
If there’s anything Kim K knows how to do, it’s get a headline. The media mastermind recently took it to Heidi Montag eating raw bison levels — telling The New York Times of all people that she “just might” eat poop “every single day” if it would help her look younger.
Kardashian was promoting SKKN in her New York Times interview, where she talked about the daily nine-step routine she’s pedaling. And you know what? I don’t care that Kim’s skin mostly looks great because she’s rich. I’m probably going to give SKKN a try, because I, too, would do anything to keep my youthful glow.
SKKN’s nine products will include a cleanser, toner, exfoliator, hyaluronic acid serum, vitamin C serum, face cream, eye cream, oil drops and night oil — for a total of $630. Don’t give your customers any ideas! Smearing feces on your face would cost you nothing!
“So many people want to act like they don’t care about how they look,” she said. “I’m not acting like it comes easier or it’s all natural. You just don’t wake up and use whatever. You wake up, you use ingredients. The P.R.P. facials, stem cell facials, lasers — all of that is work.”
Kardashian also used the interview as a marketing tactic — sharing a detail of her personal routing that will surely, as NYT also noted, becoming the next viral skincare TikTok trend. “I always go down to my chest, down to my nipples — always down to nips,” she said while demonstrating the product. Down to the nips, noted!