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Unwrapped: Gifts For The Kinkiest Person In Your Life

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'Tis officially the season for gift-giving. For us, that's a full month in which we'll be providing gift ideas for everyone on your list with our Unwrapped holiday gift guides. So make your holiday shopping a breeze this season, and let us help you find gifts for all the people in your life.

These are the gifts for everyone, from those just dipping their toes into the world of kink and fetish to those who keep a pair of cuffs in their purse at all times. Check out the list below and help your partner's kinky dreams come true.

Rich Love, Rich Love Paddle, $120, available at Rich Love.

Not only are these paddles customizable and top quality, but also they're made by an independent trans non-binary artist who really knows fetish design through and through.

Kiki Riki, Tight Hold Buckle Harness, $20, available at Dolls Kill.

Kink fashion doesn't have to break the bank, especially when you opt for a vegan leather option like this.

Crave, Vibrator + Necklace, $149, available at The Bloomi.

You'd never know this was a vibrator without, like, knowing it was a vibrator. Hot and subtle? Yes, please.

Necessaire, The Sex Gel, $15, available at Necessaire.

Ultra-chic packaging and quality isn't just for beauty products, why not get some lube labeled with a font you can love?

Tack, Flogger Ring, $268, available at Tack.

Have you ever seen a cooler statement ring? Kinkiness aside, this jewelry is just a great conversation starter.

Agent Provocateur, Ettie Red Paddle, $165, available at Agent Provocateur; Agent Provocateur, Ettie Red Whip, $845, available at Agent Provocateur.

Show them how much you love them (and how much love hurts).

Dolls Kill, Hellfire Spiked Booties, $70, available at Dolls Kill.

These boots were made for walking (all over subs).

Torture Garden Latex, Demoiselle Stockings, $120, available at Torture Garden Latex.

These are not your grandma's stockings (and if they are, I really want to meet your grandma).

1906, High Love Aphrodisiac Chocolate, $28, available at The Farm.

Bless your kinky love's stocking with edibles specifically formulated for the bedroom.

Kookie Leather, Patent Leather Blindfold with Fleece, $30, available at Pleasure Chest.

You definitely won't be catching any shut eye with this.

Dame Products, Eva II, $135, available at Dame Products.

The wings tuck under the labia so your hands are left free for other activities.

Savage X Fenty, Kitty Whip, $30, available at Savage X; Savage X Fenty, Marabou Handcuffs, $30, available at Savage X.

Rihanna blessed the kink world with low-priced pastel sex-essories that are durable and adorable.

Creepyyeha, Carmen Harness in Clear + Silver, $400, available at Creepyyeha.

Creepyyeha is the dream store for the high fashion kink aficionado. If your gift recipient is just beginning to dip your toes into the world of fetish, check out the designer's accessories and prints.

Cherry Moon Press, Be Still My Beating Vagina Pin, $10, available at Smitten Kitten Online.

A bold statement that can either scream your kinky and blunt sense of humor or express your aggressive love for Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again. Or both.

Dalmata, The Barbed Wire Choker, $100, available at Dalmata.

Let people know you like it when it hurts (which, this doesn't, don't worry, but it'll get the message across for sure).

ZALO, Queen G-Spot PulseWave Vibrator, $159, available at Evine.

Only the best for your kinky friend—in addition to being quiet and sleek, it has a heating function that simulates body temperature.

Photo by Imani Givertz

Premiering today via NYLON

Small Talks, aka Cayley Spivey, has come a long way since starting a band, then becoming the entire band herself and forging her own fan base from the ground up. On her recent album A Conversation Between Us, she began to unpack any lingering baggage with one particular song: "Teeth." Today, she premieres the accompanying music video exclusively via NYLON.

"'Teeth' is about my personal battle with letting go of the past," Spivey tells NYLON, admitting that it's easily her favorite song off of A Conversation Between Us.

Watch the video for "Teeth" below.

Small Talks - Teeth (Official Music Video) - YouTube www.youtube.com

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Must have been pretty awkward

Taylor Swift and Sophie Turner were guests on the U.K.'s The Graham Norton Show together, which must have been awkward for Turner's husband, Joe Jonas, seeing as he also happens to be Swift's ex. I wonder if his name came up?

The interview doesn't come out until Friday night, but promotional photos show the two sharing a couch. Swift is making an appearance to perform her new single, "ME!" while Turner is promoting her new film, X- Men: Dark Phoenix. But it seems necessary for the two to be asked about Jonas.

Swift was just on the Ellen DeGeneres Show earlier this month, where she brought up the fact that she felt bad for putting Jonas "on blast" on DeGeneres' show back in 2008 by telling the audience that he broke up with her in a record-setting short phone call. But, according to Swift, she and Jonas are chill now, since it happened pretty long ago, which means she's probably already hung out with Turner and maybe even gossiped about him with her.

We can only hope that they get the chance to spill some tea on television.

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Screenshot via YouTube, Photo Courtesy of HBO

"That's! His! Auntie!"

Leslie Jones has rewatched the Game of Thrones finale with a beer in hand, Seth Meyers at her side, and a full camera crew ready to take in all her glorious reactions. Spoilers ahead, but, if you haven't watched last week's episode already, that's kind of on you at this point.

When Jon Snow started to make out with Daenerys, also known as his aunt, only to stab her through the chest moments later, it was emotional whiplash for everyone watching. And, Jones' reactions—both from her first and second viewing—sum it all perfectly.

"That's! His! Auntie! [gagging noises]," Jones says before making an aside about calling the police if her uncle ever tried to do the same. But then the knife goes in, and Jones screams. "Did you see that?!" Jones asks, "Yeah bitch, that's a knife in you." Meyers points out the funniest part of all: "Why are you so upset about someone kissing their aunt but totally fine with someone killing their aunt?" Jones replies, "Because that bitch needed to go," and, well, same.

Other highlights from the comedians' rewatch include comparing Dany's victory speech to a bad improv gig, predicting that their dogs would have less of a reaction to their deaths than Drogon did to his mother's, and more.

Watch all of Jones' reactions from this Late Night clip below.

Game of Jones: Leslie Jones and Seth Watch Game of Thrones' Series Finale youtu.be

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These lyrics are a lot

Robbie Tripp, aka Curvy Wife Guy, is back with a music video, titled "Chubby Sexy," starring his wife and a trio of models. In it, Tripp raps about his bold choice to find women with an average body size attractive.

The video begins with a series of statements laid over some pool water: "Curves are the new high fashion," "Chubby is the new sexy," "We Out Here." Tripp posits that these queens deserve an anthem, which they do. What they do not deserve is this Cursed Song. As he lists all the names he knows to call them by (thick, thicc, and BBW), one model (who I really, really hope was paid well) squirts some lotion down her cleavage, and Tripp begins dancing.

"My girl chubby sexy/ Call her bonita gordita," Tripp states in his chorus, before going on to compare "big booty meat" to the peach emoji. Another thing he mentions is that his wife can't find a belt that fits her waist, and that's why he calls her James and the Giant Peach. He then tries to dab. Here are some of the other Cursed highlights from his, uh, verses:

Got those Khaleesi curves/ Knows how to dragon slay
She like a dude that's woke/ We like a girl that's weighty
Some say a chubby girl that's risky/ But they ain't met a curvy girl that's frisky
Imma dunk that donk like I'm Andrew Wiggins.
Thick like an Amazon/ Built like Big Ben.

Tripp says one thing in the video that I couldn't agree more with: "She don't need a man." No, she does not. Please run. If you must, watch the entire video, below. Or send it to your nemesis!

Robbie Tripp - Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video) www.youtube.com

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Photo by Emma McIntyre / Getty Images.

See the promo here

It was bound to happen. The Kadashians and Jenners have committed themselves to letting the cameras roll on their lives, for better or for worse. So if you thought that the Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson cheating scandal was off limits, you thought wrong. The trailer for Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was just released, and it involves the famous family working through the fallout of what happened when Woods went to a party at Thompson's house.

The teaser includes the infamous clip of Khloé Kardashian screaming "LIAAAARRRRRR." It's still not explicitly clear who prompted that strong response. She could be responding to Thompson, who clearly isn't always honest. Or she could be reacting to Woods account of the events on Red Table Talk. But the most revealing moment comes when we see Kylie Jenner—who was Woods' best friend before all of this happened—react for the first time.

In a heart-to-heart conversation, momager Kris Jenner says, "For you and Jordyn, it's like a divorce." Kylie only offers this in response: "She fucked up." Based on Woods' version of events—which I'm inclined to believeThompson is the one who fucked up. Still, I'm hoping for some kind of reconciliation between the two longtime friends. Perhaps we'll have to wait until next season for that.

Check out the promo video below.

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